GRAND OPENING EVIDENCE BONUS

THE EVIDENCE HAS ARRIVED.

The first 100 Grand Opening orders receive a limited-edition 3" holographic GCPD Grand Opening 2026 badge sticker.

Added on top of the evidence normally included with your order.

Only 100 were made. Once they’re gone, this case is closed.

WHAT THE HELL IS A CHEEKY?

Part cookie cake. Part brownie. Part tart. Entirely Cheeky.

Five inches across and between 8-12 ounces, each Cheeky is baked in its own ring and built for indulgence with fillings, toppings, and textures ordinary cookies just can't pull off.
Call it a cookie if you want to.
We know better.

MEET THE SUSPECTS

Every Cheeky has a name, a personality, and probably a rap sheet. We call them Suspects.

Repeat Offenders. Red Flags. Sweet Talkers. Usual Suspects. Scene Stealers.
And a few we can't explain.

Suspects are known to appear on t-shirts, hoodies and stickers.

6 new suspects are released weekly. They don't stick around for long.

  • REPEAT OFFENDERS

    Constant troublemakers Always in the lineup.

  • RED FLAGS

    You saw it coming a mile away. Yet, here you are.

  • SWEET TALKERS

    Just cute enough to get away with it.

  • USUAL SUSPECTS

    The classics with lengthy records.

  • SCENE STEALERS

    Unable to remain unnoticed.

  • WHAT THE CHEEK?

    Even we don't know what happened here.

The investigation continues.
Get the suspects. Wear the evidence.

VISIT THE WEAR CHEEKY COLLECTION

ACTIVE CASE FILE 📂

CASE FILE NO. GO-26-04

MEET THIS WEEK'S SUSPECTS

Claim yours before the case closes.

Each cheeky is built to serve 2-4 people.
Slice it. Share it. Or don't. 😉


CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF INVOLVEMENT

CAN'T DECIDE ON A SINGLE SUSPECT?

GET THE MUGSHOT LINEUP

$20
Sample each of the current 6 Suspects + 2 Un-Subs selected by the baker.

The equivalent of approximately 2 full cheekies.

GET THE MUGSHOT LINEUP

THE SUSPECTS

Select any Suspect to open their file and review their record.

ALLERGEN NOTICE:
Our cheekies are made in a cottage kitchen that handles: Wheat, Dairy. Eggs, Soy, Peanuts, Tree Nuts, and Coconut. Individual flavors may contain additional allergens. We cannot guarantee that any product is allergen-free. Please contact us before ordering if you have allergy concerns.

CASE PROCEDURES

HOW IT WORKS

CHEEKIES

Six new cheekies ("suspects") are released for ordering weekly on Saturdays at 8:00 AM. Weekly cheeky orders ("cases") close Thursdays at 8:00 PM.
See Ordering & Pickup Schedule below to plan your order pickup.

Cheekies are available for local pick up in Orangevale, CA.
Free delivery on orders of $100.00 or more within 15 miles of our location.
Contact us directly via our contact form for a delivery quote outside of these parameters.

APPAREL & SPECIAL EVENTS

Ordering for Wear Cheeky apparel & Special Events is always open and these orders may be placed anytime on any day.

Apparel available for pickup or shipping nationwide.
Free delivery on orders of $100.00 or more within 15 miles of our location.
Contact us directly via our contact form for a delivery quote outside of these parameters.

  • 1. REVIEW THE CASE FILE

    Meet the Suspects currently in custody. Review their records & decide who deserves further investigation. Some are Repeat Offenders. Others may never be seen again.

  • 2. BUILD YOUR BOOKING

    Choose your Suspects individually or build a bundle.

    Prefer not to choose? Book a Mugshot Lineup.

  • 3. COLLECT THE EVIDENCE

    The evidence will be ready for release by the opening of the first available pickup window for your order day. See schedule below.

Ordering & Pick Up Schedule

  • Saturday Cases

    Pickup:
    Monday 4 PM -7 PM
    or
    Tuesday 8 AM - 12 PM

  • Sunday Cases

    Pickup:
    Monday 4 PM -7 PM
    or
    Tuesday 8 AM - 12 PM

  • Monday Cases

    Pickup:
    Tuesday 4 PM -7 PM
    or
    Wednesday 8 AM - 12 PM

  • Tuesday Cases

    Pickup:
    Wednesday 4 PM -7 PM
    or
    Thursday 8 AM - 12 PM

  • Wednesday Cases

    Pickup:
    Thursday 4 PM -7 PM
    or
    Friday 8 AM - 12 PM

  • Thursday Cases

    Pickup:
    Friday 2-7 PM
Cheeky orders must be placed by 8:00 PM to meet the specified pickup window for that order day.
Orders placed after 8:00 PM will roll to the next day's pick up schedule.

Pickup windows open and close promptly, and quality is important to us. For these reasons, any order not picked up by the end of the final specified pickup window for the order day will be considered abandoned. Abandoned orders will be discarded without refund or replacement unless prior arrangements have been made and approved by Get Cheeky.

NEED 24 OR MORE SUSPECTS?

Learn about special orders, or brows all of our rotating flavors:

SPECIAL ORDERS & CLASSIFIED FLAVOR FILES

BE ON THE LOOKOUT  

MOST WANTED

Stay sweet. Look Dangerous. Wear the evidence.

Tees & hoodies for those who prefer their personality on the outside.

See all the suspects in the Wear Cheeky Lineup.

WEAR CHEEKY

MEDIA EVIDENCE

CASE FILE: PRESS COVERAGE

APPARENTLY, THE CASE MADE THE PAPER.

Our questionable activity has attracted some attention.

  • EXHIBIT A

    SOURCE: THE CITRUS HEIGHTS MESSENGER
    STATUS: PUBLISHED
    DATE: AUGUST 14, 2026

    The Citrus Heights Messenger took a closer look at Get Cheeky, the story behind the Cheekies, and what we're building in Orangevale.
    READ THE EVIDENCE 

  • EXHIBIT B

    SOURCE: THE AMERICAN RIVER MESSENGER
    STATUS: PUBLISHED
    DATE: AUGUST 21, 2026

    The American River Messenger picked up on the chaos and grabbed the story for their publication.
    READ THE EVIDENCE 

CASE SUMMARY

WHY GET CHEEKY?

  • BIG. BOLD. BUILT DIFFERENT.

    Over 8 ounces of thick, loaded Cheekies made for serious cravings, and absolutely built to share. Or not.

  • NO BORING BATCHES.

    We rotate the lineup so there's always something new, questionable, or dangerously tempting in custody.

  • NEW SUSPECTS WEEKLY.

    Each Case File brings back our 2 Repeat Offenders alongside a rotating case of 4 limited-time Suspects.

  • PICKUP MADE EASY.

    Order online. Pickup locally. No lines. No guesswork.